Go insane, Throw some glitter, MAKE IT RAIN!

On Friday night, we went har-har har-har-har-hard.
Ke$ha Concert, I've been talking about it since November. It finally happened!
I wish I could have just videoed the whole thing so I wouldn't have to try and put everything that I saw into words. It was beyond the valley of the INSANE! You know how when you try to explain who Ke$ha is to someone, you use words like: Crazy, psycho, weird, dirty, idiotic, etc. Well...her concert was all of the above.
I don't have any pictures for you either, because bringing a camera in there would have been camera suicide. I can't even begin to tell you how many people I saw looking for their phones and cameras.
The whole time I was pushing and shoving my way through the crowed, mostly just trying to not get shoved to the ground and trampled. It was a little terrifying. I mean I have been to concerts like that before, but this one was over the top.
I learned a few things about Ke$ha though...
She does NOT wash her hair, exactly like I thought.
She does NOT sound good at ALL live. Or at all.
She needs to recruit some more, different, fans because I am pretty sure I was the straightest person in that crowd.
The whole performance was just her and her "backup dancers" running around on the stage doing what ever the heck they pleased. At one point she even found a cow bell to play with! "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COW BELL!"
I will give her props on one thing, and one thing alone.....
Pelvic Thrust!
She was really good at them, almost as good as me or Rachel. Kudo's, Ke$ha.
One last thing before I close this totally obnoxious post about a totally obnoxious girl....
Ke$ha is, in fact, white. That's right folks, you heard it from me first! Her skin color is white. Don't let lyrics like "Imma take it back to where mah man and my girlz is" fool you. She's white.

This is us, trying to look homeless, I mean like Ke$ha: